Things That Make You Feel Old

It wasn't a subungual hematoma? I got one on vacay and wasn't sure whether it was cos I stubbed it or from all the walking but it was tender as hell. Didn't know till I got home and removed my toenail polish that the nail bed was all black from the blood. The tenderness went away and the nail eventually fell off (ooohhhhhh) and took better part of a year to grow back.
My dad used to keep a very tiny drill bit for such occasions. If you catch it right away and let the blood out, pain is gone. I slammed my index finger in the car door once and he heated up his little tool and went to work on the nail, it took a while and I had to lay down once before I passed out, not from the pain but because it was a freaky feeling.
Sorry for the visual, it gives me the willie's just thinking about it.