This is a testimonial, of hard-wood fire and sizzling brimstone, extreme righteous fury and exclamation of determination, pride and a poise that has Oakland-styled grit, but arraigned in dazzling Mardi Gras colors resembling that of Joseph and his horrifiying yet triumphant Technicolor Dream.
We are an NBA team on the last leg of a long road trip near the Canadian border via Windsor/Detroit International Tunnel and I want to know: Are you ready?? Are you ready, Pelicans fans???? I supplant a testimonial to you that will indeed KICK OUT THE JAMS, Mother Flockers!!!!!!