Science!

WHAAAAT!!!! DON'T TRY TO SELL ME THAT BULLSHIRT!!! IT'S ABSOLUTELY EFFECTIVE!! OMG!!! OMG! OMg. Ommmm. Ommmm. Could it be that the fine researchers in that study are mistaken, perchance?
I guess the scenario needs context. Does it include a particular Saints/Rams game and big screen tv?