Am I the only one who didn’t bother watching the draft?

I don’t watch but it has nothing to do with the saints - I just can’t do sports pageantry
I don’t do pre-shows, no superbowl hype nonsense
I watch sports for sports- I’d rather watch archery or diving prelims on CourtTV than any athlete profile piece On NBC (or whoever is hosting this year

I’ll keep drawing a hard line between my narrative fiction and competitive sports