Tyson Foods dumps millions of pounds of toxic pollutants into US rivers and lakes

They don't, trickle up works much better and enriched corporations even more. Look what happened when they sent out all that covid money to people, the spent it and it went right to the mega cap bottom lines. They gave people rather small cash payments and when all those people inject it into the economy it runs profits up and prices up, because then the companies know they can raise prices even more and people will pay it.
I'm going to write Santa Claus and tell him that you were just teasing me in good fun and ask him not to hold this against you.