We were staying at a vrbo in Key Largo last month and received a package for an address down the street. Doing the neighborly thing, we walked down to bring it, they were having a loudish party on the dock and we finally got the attention of this skinny little older man. My husband yells over the music and a vicious looking dog that we have his package. The man smiles and yells "My Viagra!!", clearly extatic. He then proceeds to tell us about all of the man elixirs he orders online while demonstrating his sexual prowess with his hips.
Then his life story, yadayada it never ended. Try to keep a straight face!
It was bizarre and hilarious at the same time and I think even added to my vacation experience.