When I was a young, naive freshman at LSU I took some minithins for the first time and drank at least half of a half gallon bottle of bargain basement vodka (it was called Skol and the label proudly proclaimed that it was charcoal filtered)
I wanted to pass out so badly but couldn't decide if I wanted to sleep or go run laps. Ended up in my dorm room laying in bed and my eyes just wouldn't shut.