Angelina Jolie, the world's most elegant....surge protector

But that's a topic for another thread. Threads about uber-babes like Jolie (even my wife said she'd sleep with her, and my wife doesn't like tattoos) shouldn't be cluttered up with references to a woman so unattractive she had enough free time on her hands to write Atlas Shrugged.

Hmm.

So whose wife here wouldn't sleep with Angelina Jolie?

Whoever raises their hand...I feel sorry for ya, man. ;)