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I've already built this dream in my mind. He plays for LSU, wins multiple national championships, gets drafted #1 by us because we are bad (sorry, it's a necessity for this scenario), is even better than his dad, wins multiple Super Bowls, retires as a Saint and has beaten all other QB records. How's that? Too much?
If I'm dead when all that happens, and there's something beyond death, you can just go ahead and thank me in abstentia because I'll be the cause of it.