What’s the worst thing someone connected to you did?

It's all in the full article, but honestly, I just posted that bit to show my great-great-great-grandfather killing a stolen cow, do we really want to turn this thread into the case of the 19th century stolen cow thread.
When I was doing genealogy and I was perusing old digitized newspapers a lot, I went down many an ancient rabbit hole. It was interesting how differently things were written, archaic words, words that have come to mean something different (teamster as an occupation comes to mind) and the types of things that would make it to the newspaper esp. in the social pages. Also how many "traffic accidents" there were with horsedrawn carriages and the like.