Whatever, not going to argue with you since it is silly.
I spent way too many years listening to sermons and understanding the right thing to do to sit and argue semantics with folks who want to ignore the spirit of the bible so they can weaponize it's phrasing.
Every single reasonable person knows what they are supposed to do and it aint what I've found from main stream orthodox organizations post Jesus. Funny how it's en vogue to distrust media, but you can't begin to question theology presented by man as God's will. That's not healthy.