Young couple goes on van tour of US, boy comes back with van - no girl

What an screwed up couple.

Not that I haven't known a few.

But those did stop short of you know, killing each other.

At least not literally.
We must teach young ladies how to recognize and HEED these warning signs. There are so many red flags here. "When I'm upset it's cause I love you too much"? No, baby girl, no. Instead of writing this letter, you should have been RUNNING AWAY.