That reminds me of a joke one of my teacher's at Jesuit told us on quite possibly our first day. What does a woman from Chalmette say after having sex? Roll over daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Heard that one white water rafting in West Virginia- our guide was a young woman recently released from prison (and there was zero reason to doubt her story)
Her punchline was ‘get off me paw, yer crushin my smokes’
Probably the hardest I’d ever laughed at a punchline (along with ‘oh right, your brother has the car’), even though the joke read a bit biographical