My guess: Caitlin & Angel will garner co-Rookie of the Year honors

guidomerkinsrules said
I realize wnba doesn’t have nearly the same number of whiney *** birches that Detroit had, but I think the comparison is apt

one laimbeer to burn up fouls taking each player out, one by one.

"ear level dribble this!" *kaboom*
"hurl a three!" *clobber*
"oh no, not another layup!" *clothesline*

fork that boring arse league