Taysom Hill > Chuck Norris

Taysom Hill doesn’t flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it.

There is no evolution, just a list of animals Taysom Hill allows to live.

Taysom Hill knows Victoria’s secret.

Taysom Hill doesn’t sleep. He waits.

Taysom Hill starred in Star Wars as the force.

Taysom Hill likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns.

Taysom Hill's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.