An Unbreakable Bond: For the Saints and their fans, it’s about more than football

Scorpius the Allfather said
My priest could get us through a High Mass within an hour and he did it fast on purpose so that everyone could go listen to the Saints game because it most likely was blacked out to us at the time.

Here's a true story, I became an alter boy to Father Elias because I hated waiting for mass to end, so I became a part of it to help it go by faster.