Finally figured out the Carr conundrum

Payton is definitely daddy. The relationship had taken its course so it was more or less an amicable split. Be that as it may, I hope he's happy but I still feel a certain way about his new squeeze and I ain't never calling her "mommy". Mommy's new squeeze? Ain't calling him daddy either cos he and I have a few issues we've gotta come to an agree-to-disagree truce on, but I am willing to work on it cos he loves mommy and mommy loves him.

Luckily, his unattached son from a prior relationship -- nice guy but just hung around way too much -- has met a new girl and is now spending all his time with her. This has given him and mommy more alone time and everyone else is getting along, too, so so far, so good. If this trend continues, they say they're hoping to book a venue in February to throw a big party and celebrate this second chance at love.
Iā€™m serious, this is really spot on, šŸ˜‚