All I Want for Christmas Contest 2024!

guidomerkinsrules said

NNNNOOOOOOOO
Please don’t do this
Let end of September linger as long as possible
Then October can be superduper long
Then November can be like groundhog s day on quaaludes THEN we can get to December

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I saw someone post a Mariah defrosting meme somewhere else a few weeks ago. It's crazy.

I mean, it's something like 24 hours for every 2kg of turkey right? Say Mariah weighs something like 60kg, you're looking at a month to defrost, tops.