Speaking of the Comedy of wasted cash... my neighbor bought a hot tub and bragged about it..... and I'm thinking you bought a hot tub for the 1 cold day a year in southwest Louisiana... you can't make this sheet up.
My brother and his wife have had a hot tub for years and live in New Orleans. I have never understood it, but they actually use it often. But, why someone would want to get in heated water outside in SELA is beyond me.