Official Wrasslin' Thread (renamed to reflect the discussion)

So Andre kicked the ashes of Blackjack Mulligan and Dick Murdock in a bar fight, stuffed them both into the trunk of a cab, told the cab driver to bring them to the hospital.
Then Andre picks them both up and carried them into the hospital and then proceeds to tell the hospital staff "Fix my friends and then send them back to the bar!"
Imagine being on the hospital staff and witnessing Andre the Giant walk in carrying two 300+ lb dudes by their belt loops 😆