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I'm just gonna put this this here because I'm not sure if Louisiana is "there" yet in order to earn its own thread.
DESTREHAN, La. —
The St. Charles Parish Sheriff's Office has arrested a man accused of causing a car accident at the Winn Dixie in Destrehan Wednesday night.

Around 7 p.m. deputies responded to the store after reports of a naked man in the parking lot. The naked man was identified as Eulogio Diaz, 24, of Destrehan.

When deputies arrived on the scene, they were told a two-car accident happened involving a truck and Diaz.

The driver of the truck who was struck by Diaz said he was trying to leave the parking lot when he was hit.
https://www.wdsu.com/article/destrehan-naked-man-arrest-car-crash-winn-dixie/62395048