The random stuff from X thread
About five years ago I encountered an African Ostrich along the side of a county road about two miles from my house.
There it was, six somthing feet tall,,, taller than me. My thought was how in hell did it get here???
About three miles south of where I saw the Ostrich, there are Buffalo in a pasture with a tall strong fence around them. A mile from there there's a pen with about ten peacocks.
We also have lions, bobcats, and bears. Condors and buzzards,,, and coyotes. Wild dogs, and wild cats. Wild turtles. Wild lots of things.
Condors are basically very large buzzards. Bigger than Eagles. Lots bigger than Eagles.
About four years ago a 400 pound hog walked up behind me and stuck her wet snout up my arse. That was sudden and rude.
I dealt with it by being nice to the very large female hog. I gave her a bath, she needed a bath. Since I had a hose in my hand when she walked up behind me, I turned around and gave her a bath. She really need that bath.
She loved that bath, and she loved me for giving it to her. She was a really nice gigantic hog. Smelled pretty good after that bath.
I was glad when she went home after visiting me though. Her home was about a half mile from where I was. I thought she belonged there, not on my place.