There oughta be a law against....

There oughta be a law against American cheese.. ok i realize already that they legally cant just call it ‘cheese’ on the packaging, i believe it says ‘processed cheese product’ or something - but it’s the nastiest substance on the planet, and it should be illegal for a restaurant to say ‘Would you like cheese on that ?!’ .. and then it comes out with processed cheese chemical sh**storm product oozing off of it .