Andy Dalton involved in a car accident

Or maybe not every incident involving someone requires a punchline.

By the way, calling someone a "train wreck" on the field is far beyond just some little playful jab, particularly a guy who has started multiple playoff games.
Unless, hear me out.... at some point in time the player had been a train that had wrecked/ derailed/ crashed/ broke down between destinations, at some point in his life... then that would parlay into a scrabble triple word score scenario in the joke world
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All seriousness though, hope Red Rocket & fam are all well, healthy, & safe.

Who Dat!