Nick Underhill: Players organizing a Players-Only Meeting

We're old, oft-injured, always on the wrong side of probability-busting events, heavily penalized, and can't tackle, but we make up for ALLLLLLL of that by being poorly coached.

It could be a players only meeting, a coaches only meeting, an owners only meeting, a Justice League or Avengers only meeting. This team is a poor man's Washington Generals. And every week, Curly and Meadowlark Lemon hit trick shots on us and run us out of the gym after pulling our shorts down.
Sean Payton was always in the grill of the officials before during and after the game. Even sending the league reports. Those few holding calls from yesterday completely de-railed our drives. Passionate coaches win in this game. Look at Harbough, his first year in SD and already has the best D in the league. How is that possible? He didnt even know the San Diego players 8 months ago. Not only does he know them they are already better than the Saints. i bet if you looked up his career there was never a "players only" meeting. One call does it all : 1-800-Jon Gruden. OR a similarly passionate coach.