2-6 Record... How can we get better?
At this point in the season, we only have one option: we need to find a group of talented computer hackers. Once we find our hackers, we need to assign them to certain main frames that keep track of NFL game records. They can alter the scores of the games and improve the record that the Saints have already played.
Other than that, I suspect that Dennis Allen has lost the respect of the locker room. I think it is time to seriously consider moving on.