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I've always known people who say they have cats that are cute and cuddly..
I've had cats most of my life, and only one wasn't a butthole, but he was an exception.
his head got stuck in a cup when he was a few day old kitten and we thought he was blind from it, so we named him Stevie (Wonder). as he got older we realized he was not only mostly blind, but also completely deaf. but he was the nicest and coolest cat I've ever had. i miss ol Stevie Wonder..
he earned his name because he swung his head back and forth while he walked.
but every other cat has been a butthole. I'm convinced these people who say they have cuddly cats are just lying because the cat is threatening them to lie.. lol
In my marriage, my two cats were/are female and very affectionate
My wife’s were aholes and males