Nick Underhill: Players organizing a Players-Only Meeting

VPCajun said
I don't have a dog, but I can gather up quite a few neighborhood strays!

(And I can probably (maybe) get the cat lady next door to gather the poo from her 20+ cats...)

(If only I could get her to gather her cats' poo IN MY YARD.) (But, that's just a pipe dream...) [sigh]

(If I gather up her cats, can you trebuchet them???) (In a very loving way, of course...)

If they are pooing in your yard, they would fall under the possession is 9/10s category, and I would thing you could label them as 'free range' fodder. They should also land on their feet so, very humane fodder... although the flamming part might get a little tricky to explain. 🤔

😁