The next head coach is inheriting a mess

What jobs will be open?
Jets and Saints for sure. After those two you have possibly:
Jags
Raiders
Bengals
Browns
Panthers

Out of all of those teams besides the Bengals, we would be the most attractive job. Jets, Raiders, Panthers have all shown to have meddling impatient front offices and owners, Browns are a mess, and Jags are kind of mediocre and have an owner looking to move the team overseas.

Even the Bengals job has its issues. Yes they have Burrow which trumps most things, but their owners are cheap and won't pay to build the team around him.