Nope, his name is Jim Mora.
Jim: "Carl, why would we try to get the ball to Eric Martin when we can get 2 yards up the middle and kill 1:40 seconds? and I can just call Prevent Defense to kill another 12 seconds? There's 12 minutes left in the game we have to milk it so we can protect our 9 point lead."
Jim: "Dadgumit, they scored 10 points on us... please save us Morten Anderson."
Carl: "Guess I'll go win a super bowl and make Russel Wilson into a star until I leave, then later I'll help Geno Smith turn into a pretty good QB LATE in his career."