The 2024 Saints Team Will Run The Table to the Championship Game (Here's Why)

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Now, let's all be completely delusional for a minute. This is the lowest the Saints have been in my entire life as a fan (shush boomers, I'm still young 😂). Anybody else want to be completely delulu with me on how the complete culture change of Rizzi The Rizz God rallies the Saints to the Championship Game? Mason Tipton takes his rightful place as WR1, Kamara continues to dominate, Juwan finally ascends to Kelce levels and the shakeup in the run game coordination propels the Saints to a top 5 run D once again?!?! Who says no? Delusion Squad, where you guys at? All Hail the Rizzler! Merry Rizzmas!
And, [sigh] then you wake up...

Heaux Heaux Heaux, Merry Rizzmas!

[And, no, you're not waking up to a hot Santa's Helper kissing your face, it's just your dog licking your face.]