BREAKING NEWS: NFL team signs player to a 4 year $150m mega-contract with $100m in guarantees, becomes stuck with him for at least three seasons, faces potential severe cap complications for releasing him before end of contract. 😱
(We’ll just conveniently ignore the fact that said cap strategy enabled us to sign the highest paid free agent of that off-season to said mega contract despite being nearly $100m over the cap going into that year, proving that numbers can indeed be moved when we actively choose to sign free agents).