I want to believe that the video went to slow motion - that immediately upon hearing your wife reached for your kids ear buds and launched herself at your ears
unfortunately they were wired headphones so she was snatched back right as she got to your lobes - she and you kid then watch you get hit by Mariah notes just like Willem Dafoe got hit by Vietcong bullets at the end of Platoon
the cool thing this might be your wife's John Wick origin story - next year she goes on a holiday earworm revenge spree