All I Want for Christmas Contest 2024!

I am recruiting new security forces for a counter-revolution to counter the counter revolution that was engineered against my coup d'état on the horrid radio station. I had to fire and excommunicate all the prior security forces for drunken dereliction.

I will take the radio station in a double investiture of seigedom. For as long as it takes to oust Mariah's henchmen.