AND many thanks to my daughter, who, as we were headed back from getting some Christmas gifts, connected her phone to the car radio, suddenly turned it way up, and shouted along to this monstrosity through the entirety of its hideousness.
After having survived the last few Christmases, I guess I was due. Twerp that she is...
That wasn't enough: she followed it with the worst of all Christmas songs ever written: George Michael's awful "Last Christmas" played at the same volume and her yelling/singing along with it so I got to suffer even more after being assassinated...