All I Want for Christmas Contest 2024!

Actually a quote by Horatio Nelson after being grazed in the head by a French musket shot “I am killed! Remember me to my wife”. Since I’m not sure if your wife likes you, I just added “those closest “

It was found to be a nasty flesh wound, but not fatal. Nelson is lucky to have been surrounded by brave sailors and not the nincompoops I have for security. Also, the French were far less deadly than Mariah and her evildoers
I mean, I said yes and don’t recall requesting an essay. :hihi:
But thank you - “nincompoop” is one of my favorite words and completely underrated by society.