Things That Make You Feel Old

In my neck of the woods I was great-grandad age at 52 when my daughter was born :hihi:

Not kidding. When Ella was born I worked with 3 women who were grandmothers in their mid 30's and whose moms were great grandmoms in their early 50's.

My great-great grandfather was born in 1835 and fought in the civil war.
One particular issue I think I’ve experienced lately (I don’t think it’s paranoia)
Me: 5’9” dumpy, pasty, bald white guy in advanced middle age

My oldest: 6’1” olive complexion, LOTS of curly hair and bean pole thin

Cashiers & Waitstaff (silently judging maybe): *what exactly is the relationship here?!?*

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