New drinking game: Every time the announcer "gets over exited" (in volume and/or "higher octave") in relation to what is actually happening on the field, take a drink.
(If you had started this at the beginning of the game, you'd probably be tipsy already!)
(And by the end of the day game, the ambulance will be there to take you away!)
Sad what announcing has turned into!
This ain't soccer!