clearing the deck - the marriage status thread

What's the definition of "can't"? Like if it's, You will absolutely never ever fart in front of me or it's over? I would agree it's unreasonable and untenable.

If "can't" is more like, Can you, please, try not to fart in front of me so often because at this point it seems like you're doing it on purpose?, that's just inconsiderate to not find another room to fart in.
"Can't" as in the first one. I'm not saying you need to get all Terrence and Phillip on each other, and there are definitely times you would want leave the room out of consideration. But there comes a point in a relationship when you and your partner should be comfortable enough to let one go in each other's presence without feeling shame. It's actually, I think, very intimate to reach that state of comfort around each other.