Ding, ding, ding! I dunno who here needs to absorb this, but it looks like some of you do. Women in the workplace have had to deal with this for too long whether the "offer" is real or not ( "Oh, come on, I was just joking"). Either are gross. You'd think this wouldn't even be a thing anymore. But, bottom line, if your aim is to REALLY get your knob polished, yeah, not really a winning strategy.