when my cousin used to live in Tacoma & I would go visit, I was always like “wtf. Why does everyone here look inbred?” The people of Washington state were really beat with the ugly stick.
I bet those people are out of this world beautiful by comparison to rural Arkansas peeps. It sounds like an exaggeration, but in a town of about 2,000 you can count the attractive people on one hand. The amount of ugly is mathematically fascinating.