For me, it goes like this:
Tier one - These could actually be good hires
1. Eagles OC Kellen Moore
2. Bills OC Joe Brady
Tier two - Welcome to 7-10 to 9-8ville forever
3. Lions DC Aaron Glenn (Fri. January 10th)
4. former Titans HC Mike Vrabel
Tier three - Total wildcard but history isn't on his side
5. Dolphins DC Anthony Weaver (Wed. January 8th)
Tier four - What could go wrong with a dude who was mediocre at Texas Tech and continues to fail up!?
6. Commanders OC Kliff Kingsbury
Tier five - The team will hate this dude and his meltdowns by week 8 next season and 99 percent chance he does't finish his contract
7. Saints STC/IHC Darren Rizzi
Tier six - Only a delusional narcissist would even consider them (Loomis smiles)
8. Giants AHC/OC Mike Kafka (Thu. January 9th)
9. Gruden
I could get onboard with hoping Moore/Brady are the next Payton.
Glenn and Vrabel are very meh. Neither move the needle but at least are mostly qualified.
I honestly don't know enough about Weaver to have much opinion. But a 1-year DC doesn't do it for me. Really don't want a Defensive HC.
Kingsbury is one of the great mysteries of football imo. I swear I think the dude's looks get him jobs. His performance as a HC is not good. OC? Sure, I guess. HC? Hell no.
Kafka would make Loomis the laughing stock of the NFL.
Gruden - Ditka 2.0. Old, washed up, no success in 20+ years plus the bonus fact that he's loathed by the league and considered a racists by many players. What could go wrong?