Dome Team = Offensive Team

Dear Saints,

Your home field is played on Field Turf. It’s a fast surface. It’s also hard to fall on compared to grass. Stop trying to be something you’re not. That’s why we have all these injuries, trying to be a defensive run oriented football team like this team plays in upstate NY in the cold wet mud.

This is a Dome team.

Perfect temperature, no wind, no weather. Use this to YOUR ADVANTAGE.

Give me a high flying offense and entertain me. New Orleans is an entertainment city and we want to be ENTERTAINED!

Hire a coach who will bring that. Don’t get wrapped up in fixing this old arsed Dennis Allen reclamation project.

Give me a pass first offense and let’s win some shoot outs.

Sean Payton understood the assignment.