Because nothing makes a better first impression on a woman that being 25 pounds heavier than she expected and instead of a full head of hair, a hairline retreating down his back
I bet they’re not doing it (‘false’ advertising) for the others, they’re doing it for themselves
I look in the mirror and don’t recognize myself
The last picture I took that looked like me I was late 30s/early 40s, but I’m really the person in the dance photos from my mid 20s
I know it’s ridiculous, and I ‘know’ I look like the overweight, bald lump I present as, but my lizard brain does not acknowledge that