I go to the alley, ask her if she's okay, she says she's abused & doesn't know where her home is, etc. I call police, just before they arrive, here comes her fat azzzz daughter walking down the alley with a fluffy dog saying "ignore her. that's my mom and she's confused and always doing this. Police arrive, I give background and start to head back home when the neighbors who live right around the corner from me (literally if I step on my front patio, I can see their house). They are a really attractive couple. The guy looks mixed with something I can't tell, she looks to be hispanic or pac islander or something. They introduce themselves, ask what's happening then we all start chatting about other stuff. The girl is like "feel free to stop by any time".