Capital One bank sued...

Instead of spending $5 billion buying back its own stock, perhaps Capitol One should invest in fixing its infrastructure.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4730059-capital-ones-improved-balance-sheet-enables-more-returns

Sir, are you a member of the Communist Party or have you ever been associated with the Communist Party?

Everyone knows that “infrastructure investment” is code word for communism and “stock buy backs” are the only thing holding the line between us and Mao Ze-freakin-dong.