Job Satisfaction

Here's my guide to worker satisfaction:

If, when you wake up before work, you don't think to yourself "wouldn't it be great if when I got to work today, the whole building is in flames?" then you are satisfied enough to keep working at your job.

Once you start fantasizing about your place of employment going fully en fuego, then it's time to start sending out résumés.
I work from home so I don’t want it going up in flames bc that means my house is on fire! lol. I want to be laid off with 6 months severance. I want to say “if you pay me for 6 months, I’ll volunteer and you guys can keep someone else who actually wants to be here”