Actor/Actress with the Most Impeccable "Nerd" Credentials

He's not a favorite of mine, in fact I hate his writing, but I've always been kind of surprised Mark Millar has never been embroiled in any weird sheet. Everything about him just screams "I'm a sketchy dude who does sketchy things."
Yeah. I've always seen him as the type that will pitch rocks then hide his hands behind his back while looking at the other guy.