Cowboys officially hire Brian Schottenheimer as Head Coach

RaginSaint93 said
And we thought the Dennis Allen hire was lazy

Interview format:

JJ: 'Are you the current Dallas OC? Are you submissive to my every whim? Will you carry the can when I play at GM and keep this team hilariously short of success?'
BS: 'Yes, yes and yes. I'm your man Mr Jones'
JJ: 'You're hired'