Congratulations, you've just been hired as the New Orleans Saints head coach. What are you going to do?

Spend a week in Peru at an ayahuasca ceremony then show up to camp with an incredibly unorthodox and blasphemous playbook. Draft the most brutal players available, pure horror movies in spandex, then become the most winningest coach in NFL history. Every play would be some sort of illusion - it's like Cirque de Soleil but without all the hot bendy chicks and lanky Euro mens.